So, I'm sure everyone's heard the announcement that JK Rowlings said that she always saw Dumbledore as being gay.
It all makes sense now!
Hogwarts is a place for people who are "different" to go and learn how to better use their "powers" (with a special emphasis on "wands.")
The whole thing is an allegory! But now I want to know what a few things represent:
Quidditch (which features positions like "Beaters" and "Seekers" and "Chasers")
The Sorcerer's Stone
The Tri-Wizard Tourney (of course, this would have been better if it was the Bi-Wizard Tourney, but you can't be too obvious).
Hogwarts (which, trust me, you DON'T want to catch)
Hufflepuff (no explanation needed)
Hedwig (one of the most famous drag queens in all of Christendom)
Slytherin (Alright you guys... get your minds out of the gutter. Sometimes a snake is just a snake)
Bubotuber
- A creature which emits puss that, when it touches someone, causes
boils - (Actually, this sounds like most of the women I've dated in my
life)
Centaurs (Half man and half horse? This just SCREAMS Bi-curious!)
Mandrake (defined as "a plant that makes a noise which is fatal to humans... Does Andy Dick's voice come to mind for anyone else?)
Yew (Described as a thirteen inch wand - I rest my case, your honor)
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