They're remaking The Karate Kid.
Hold on, it gets worse...
Will Smith's son Jaden is set to star in a remake of cult classic 'The Karate Kid'. Will's nine-year-old son is being lined up to play Daniel LaRusso in a new version of the popular 1984 film...
Wait... There's more...
...with Jackie Chan as his martial arts mentor Mr. Miyagi.
But, I'm not finished...
It is rumoured [Will Smith] is set to make his directorial debut and helm the movie.
I just... I don't... I can't... Why would they do this? Seriously? There's not a lot in my childhood I hold sacred, but certainly The Karate Kid falls into that catagory.
Why is Will Smith fucking with my childhood?

Sup D?
Will Smith has a habit of doing this. My brother is still out of sorts with the whole 'Wild Wild West' thing. With two generations under his belt, I guess we can, 10-15 years or so down the road, count on Will Smith's re-telling of Harry Potter?!?
Posted by: Alan | October 12, 2007 at 05:31 AM