Hello SRWU readers and friends! Trixie here. I am hijacking Dylan's blog. mwahahahaha. That's what he gets for giving me his login and password! Gosh, man, what am I going to do with all this traffic?! (Besides drive it away? Seriously, Dylan what were you thinking?!)
Actually, in all seriousness, Dylan wanted to let you all know that his computer died (R.I.P.) and he can't update this website or email or chat or look at ... baseball stats. Ha, you thought I was going to say pr0n! He is not that kind of guy!! You should be ashamed for even thinking that.
So, I am quite panicked at the thought of living without a computer myself but, knowing Dylan, he will cope quite well and he will update when he can. At the moment, I am not sure if he is holding a wake for the dead computer, if it is in the PC ICU and will ultimately be ok, or what.
As soon as I hear anything else, I will update you, or if I get approval, I want to start a "Get Dylan a New Computer Drive". Dylan is going to be famous one day and everyone who contributes will get a mention in his Pulitzer Prize acceptance speech!***
***This entire post is the opinion of the guest author and does not necessarily reflect that of Dylan Biles, SRWU or the management.
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