I was informed, last night, that the lack of a picture of myself anywhere on this site might lead some people to think that I am actually somehow deformed and either obese or with a large tumor. So, I'm including a picture here. Hopefully this will dispel any rumors that I am abnormal in some way.
It was also brought to my attention that, in my review of "The Brown Bunny", I spent an inordinate amount of time about Vincent Gallo's blow job. To be fair, in the comments I spent a decent amount of time on Dirk Diggler's giant penis as well.
Thank you, Goodnight.
Yay! Pictures! You got me interested! I haven't been by in a while because I am trapped under 18 credits worth of books....
I will now use this comment section to ask about the details of your video game injury.
Please, do tell!
Posted by: Humor Girl | September 30, 2005 at 02:27 PM
And I will use this comment section to ask, cheekily, whether you're the dude on the left, or the dude on the right?
Posted by: Summer | September 30, 2005 at 02:59 PM
I thought about that later on, but I'm the dude on the right. The dude on my left is my Step-dad.
I say, cheekily.
Posted by: Dylan | September 30, 2005 at 03:14 PM
Ah, yes. I see that you are clearly not deformed. And, contrary to your customer who insinuated that you looked like a guy who had enjoyed a few desserts in your time, you don't appear to be overweight. But damn, you look pretty tall.
Posted by: jo-fo | September 30, 2005 at 03:41 PM
Pictures, penises and blow jobs are what keeps me reading day after day. Oh, wait, that's a different website!
Did you know that I moved? You should visit my new blog and update your blogroll (if you want and you still like me and you still think I don't clog up the internet).
Posted by: Ms. Q | September 30, 2005 at 04:09 PM
OMG there's a giant sign growing out of the side of your head!!1!1
And what's wrong with spending "an inordinate amount of time" talking about blowjobs? It's probably one of my favorite passtimes. Aside from the actual blowjob, that is.
Posted by: Amber | September 30, 2005 at 04:20 PM
how come i can't be a blogroll?!!!
Posted by: linnea | October 01, 2005 at 09:04 AM
WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE INJURY!? Inquiring minds want to know.
PS We now have to tip Jonathan 3%....Thougth that was something you'd be interested in knowing.
Posted by: Humor Girl | October 02, 2005 at 03:39 AM